CHARLIE TESTING PURITY IGNORE
The State of the Pure: August 2018
Average Score: 63.36
Tests Taken: 97,086
1,845 Perfect Scores
326 “Perfect” Scores ;)
MOST COMMON
17: Masturbated? at 85%
22: Seen or read pornographic material? at 84%
5: Kissed a non-family member? at 84%
1: Held hands romantically? at 82%
6: Kissed a non-family member on the lips? at 79%
2: Been on a date? at 79%
18: Masturbated to a picture or video? at 79%
3: Been in a relationship? at 77%
44: Ingested alcohol in a non-religious context? at 74%
7: French kissed? at 71%
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97: Paid or been paid for a sexual act? at 5%
64: Been convicted of a crime? at 5%
63: Been arrested? at 4%
96: Impregnated someone or been impregnated? at 4%
87: Had a STI? at 3%
99: Committed an act of incest? at 3%
89: Attended an orgy? at 3%
80: Joined the mile high club? at 3%
100: Engaged in bestiality? at 3%
65: Been convicted of a felony? at 2%
LEAST COMMON
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